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Graham-Cracker-StackDid you know that graham crackers were created by Sylvester Graham as part of a diet that was supposed to suppress carnal urges–in particular masturbation?  Graham also thought that masturbation led to blindness.  So the next time you get the urge to “self pleasure” you may want to reach for a box of graham crackers instead or you may end up blind.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!

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